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 There's a joke here, but I just can't do it in print. |

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 "Aw, come on! He didn't pull the ol' 'grope the rookie' trick on you, did he?" |

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 "No, Schill, I'm quite certain they still hate me more!" |

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 "Here we come.../ walkin' down the street..." |
 "We get the funniest looks from everyone we meet..." |

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 "Okay. If I throw this, you're not going to drop it on my head, right?" |

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 Looking for something. |
 Uh... J... |
 ... T.? |

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 Gordon Edes. I can't decide if I like his smile or if he looks like he's been asked about Clemens one too many times. |

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 Wake fantasizes. "I could throw the knuckleball and bat one-handed..." |

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 I think somehow this was mean to insult Boston. |
 Good: referencing "Animal House" in telling the crowd "It's not over!" in the bottom of the ninth. Bad: needing to do this in the first place. |

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