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 Danger could come from any direction, but the Padres stay alert. |

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 Vinny realizes we're harmless. |

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 Good thing it was just practice! |

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 "This is my glove, right?" |

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 Doug Mirabelli took some infield grounders. I think he's going to shortstop fantasy camp. |

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 I'm guessing this is the least flattering uniform Chris Young has ever worn. |

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 Words of encouragement. |

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 Hey look--an ear! |

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